odditycollectormentioned you on a post“today I failed at writing jokes about butterflies so hard I ended up…”@ihasafandom Oh? Which parts do you think are missing? I am honestly and raptfully asking because bad jokes are fine, but INCORRECT jokes otoh….I’m not sure I can verbalize entirely why…. just something about the targeting and shutting down of specifically the people (Mituna) and causes that actually legit need the kind of help that he is espousing to give feels like a Serket move. It’s a slightly different flavour than the Ampora self-sabotage.
@ihasafandom, I am very sorry, i only JUST saw this!
I think get what you mean… Eridan is too entitled to be, like, mean-girl level conniving about his schemes. And too self-obsessed to *notice* other people’s weak spots enough to be any good at it.
otoh, in my imaginings, Rose would be the source of the subtle twisting cruelty. She is a better person than that, of course, but the ingredient is there.
via ift.tt
Me, about to lob a spear straight into a guy’s heart: babe watch this!
(via unpretty)
gertrude cant even die in peace bro
thinking abt michael talking to her before she dies and being a lil emo abt it
#hmm youre making me emo too#god i just#she sacrificed this guy who trusted her inplicitly#and now shes seeing the hollow echo of him twisted into sometbinh else#and its still angry#on its own and micheal’s behalf#its not even the same person anhmore#even though it has his face#do you regret it gertrude?#now that you know you sacrificed him beedlessly?#are you sorry?#or do you just see a pragmatic decision?#is some part of micheal still attatched to her#even though he was betrayed?#he wants to gloat#but is he also here to mourn?#is he keeping her company as she dies?#the company he was never allowed to have as he was swallowed?#left to wander until his sense of self dissolved and all that was left#was the part of him that knew that all he was to her was a tool?#does he grieve for her?#does he grieve for himself?#is he even aware enough to know?
today on Mr. Tambourine Man’s anniversary update I totally got up in time what are you talking about:
16 pages! Escape from the Jade / various exotic animals subact!
also.
JOKE’S ON YOU THERE WAS A PLOT ALL ALONG!
i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this post that @jonnysims made

I changed the code a bit so pls let me know if anything explodes?
(None of these jokes are in the new update. I just wanted it on the record that I actually can do jokes.)
puppy tornado!!
nah, that structure? puppy hurricane
(Source: twitter.com, via teapotsahoy)