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I’m Going to Try a Thing?

Please give me a prompt!

I don’t really care what sort of prompt, like give me a character or a pairing and a song lyric or something. You will receive a response of questionable worth in return. Eventually

(Since running out of the last prompts, I cannot be trusted to come up with them on my own, and it is becoming a difficulty.)

Here is my askbox.

Filed under hey if you put the question mark in the title you get an answer box but then you sound like you're not sure if you're going to try a thing? otoh I am definitely sure on where my askbox is life is trade offs

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abhorticulture:

stelmarias:

Is He In Love With You In A Really Creepy Obsessive Way, Or Is He Just A World Class Consulting Detective? A Gameshow Featuring Sherlock Holmes and Marcus Bell

with special celebrity guest, consulting detective joan watson

By this point, I’m very sure the answer to the original post is both.

(via odditycollector)

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This one time I decided to experiment using tumblr tags as a story medium.

Whatever the results, it’s hard to link them together. So here we are.

Original cosplay post, with better resolution and credit links to the models, is right here.

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I wasn’t done though. (The post is private because I made it, then thought “no, that is too creepy to attach directly onto a stranger’s cosplay post.” Indirectly here, though, apparently I think is okay?)

Original of the post below is no longer accessible a year later so I cannot link to it. It was a cute gif, so D:< is my feelings about that.

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(In case anyone is wondering: No, the tags on my dash are not usually giant. It just seemed the easiest way to keep them legible in the screenshot.)

Filed under john egbert jade harley karkat vantas ramble subtracted value violence tag

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overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

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rosalarian:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

I can’t stop laughing at this. Just when I finally stop laughing, I crack up again. Oh, sad butt man. Don’t cry. I don’t want to see what kind of tears you’d make.

(Source: kit-katattack, via odditycollector)